Thursday, March 29, 2007

The gun it makes you look nicer in a good way...


I'm depressed and I dunno why. I want to scream, I want to cry, I want to lay down and die. Well not die but it rhymed and it sounded oh so dramatic. It's not that bad. I have a gazillion things to do but so far all that appeals to me is smoking and drinking coffee. Things are piling up and that just depresses me more. I actually did a load of laundry today. All that did was make room in the dirty laundry hamper for all the crap on my floor. I made room in the hamper, I did not put the crap off the floor in the hamper. I thought Spring was supposed to put a little bit of pep in your step or some shit. I need some pep. I need something. A good kick in the ass to get this place cleaned up. As I'm writing this I'm making a mental list and it's too long. It's depressing me more....taxes, clean closet, dust air vents, make wedding favors for friends wedding, organize the towering pile of paperwork on my desk, reply to emails from friends I've lost touch with and are to scared to talk to, shave my legs, mop the floor, throw away all the junk in the kitty room, get the buzzer fixed....

IT NEVER ENDS

Yet here I am on the couch. Doing nothing and feeling sorry for myself. Somebody kick me in the ass please. Then call Molly Maid and tell them I'm desperate!

5 comments:

tkkerouac said...

Well I'm finally cleaning my closet as I'm writing this. And I've put a call into my friends cleaning lady for tuesday. The mess makes our minds scattered.
You look amazing and sexy.
Don't forget that!

Ali said...

Thanks :)

Another old pic I'm afraid. Look at that ugly floor! It's from my old apartment last year.

MrMostlynice said...

what floor??

Rat In A Cage said...

With your Bat Woman shirt, you should conjure up your super powers! Surely, with that killer pic, you can get a number of people to do your cleaning for you. In case you didn't know, guys are total suckers.

tkkerouac said...

I've linked you, and now I'm just seeing it was a piercing you were exposing...ouch!